Breaking transfer news!! Sir Alex Ferguson states Howard Webb is not for sale at any price
Emile Heskey spotted in Newcastle, although reports suggest he was aiming for Middlesbrough.
Shellsuits, Lonsdale, La Coq Sportif & now Andy Carroll... Mike Ashley has been flogging over priced goods to scousers for years
Nicklas Bendtner tried to leave the club on transfer deadline day but missed the door
So if Liverpool buy Louis Suarez and Andy Carroll, this means they'll have Lou & Andy up front. Yeah I know.
BREAKING NEWS: Torres to chelsea deal breaks down as John Terry fails to agree terms on Torres's wife
Fernando Torres in a helicopter, Andy Carroll in a private jet & Charlie Adams on a donkey on Blackpool beach
