Top Class Hotel Booking

I thought I would cheer you all up with the Trip Advisor guest review of the hotel I have just booked for my 3 day trip to Portugal for Villas pre season tournament called the Guadiana Cup

if you fancy a basic holiday, with absoloutely no frills, nobody speaking to you, no degree of hygiene standards, as much ignorance as you could find, a fight every morning to find some rubbery cheese a piece of ham and egg that tastes of fish, If you want to drink coffee from a soup bowl because the cups have run out, If you want to spend time clearing your table of dirty plates because the staff dont bother, If you want to lay on broken sunbeds 6 floors up on the roof, If you want to look into a toilet bowl that carries stains several years old at the bottom, etc. If you can answer yes to the above, the this is the Hotel for you.Fawlty Towers meets a Carry On Movie. The only thing missing is Basil Fawlty and Sid James, Possibly also missing Jeremy Beadle appearing suddenly whilst declaring "You've been had"